AL-LOLITA
Saturday, November 7, 2009 at 09:21PM IT'S the perennial family problem - what to give the 112 year old man with 5 wives and 13 children?
That's right - a 17 year old bride.
He is old enough to be her great-great-grandfather. But Ahmed Muhamed Dhore, a Somalian who claims he is 112 years old, said he had realised a "dream" by marrying a 17-year-old bride ... The bride's family said she was "happy with her new husband".
Aye, I bet she's delighted. Best not mock, eh? Apparently we're supposed to celebrate the differently-cultured nowadays.
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Reader Comments (12)
So lets celebrate a religion that is so positive about Paedophilia. No conflict with decent peoples values there then.
Wonder if she got a full metal burkha as a wedding present.
Backward savages!
Go Islam!
Of course she's happy with her new husband. She'll be reading the will in about 6 months time ;)
Imagine, when she's still only 30 he'll be 125!
The problems ..er... arising in such unions are told well in this sad tale.
Good link Noel :)
Here's hoping he won't be bothering her too much. Who "owns" her when he dies?
"who owns her when he dies"
I guess his older brother will :)
lol or his dad!
Seriously though. I wonder what someone in her situation expects from life.
short marraiges and very long widowhoods
Lolita??
Have you been watching Alizee again Pete?
Priest hearing an old man's confession "Father I am 90 and my girlfriend is 19, we aren't married, and we have sex every night!"
Priest: "That is terrible, but unless you repent I can't absolve you."
Old Man: "That is ok Father, I'm Jewish."
Preist: "Then Why are you telling me?"
Old Man: "I'm telling everyone!"
Mahons
LOL!