ATW LATE NIGHT JUKEBOX
Here's a more jolly tune to end the evening - and it's aimed in a Texan direction!
IT HAS ARRIVED!
UNIONISM DECAYED 1997-2007 - It's my first book and it is an all out indictment of those who appease terrorists and call it peace. It's available right now for ATW readers so make sure you get your copy by emailing the editor! This is the book that dissents from the herd mentality that doing wrong can lead to right. It doesn't and thi
s book spells out WHY.
THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
We'd really like to have you comment on our site! We want good conversation, no abuse and no trolls. I reserve the right to ban anybody who wilfully and persistently breaks these rules. So go ahead and speak your mind!
HIT THE TIP JAR!
A Tangled Blog.
Tangled Navigation
RECENT POSTS
-
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:34PM - David Vance
FRIENDS OVERSEAS...? -
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:08PM - David Vance
BROWN THE BETRAYER? -
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 01:48PM - David Vance
SAMMY SAMMY.. ! -
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 01:40PM - David Vance
BANNING SEX? -
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 01:29PM - David Vance
1984 - AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL? -
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 01:25PM - David Vance
THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR...
RECENT COMMENTS
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:43PM - Joe on FRIENDS OVERSEAS...?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:39PM - Percy on FRIENDS OVERSEAS...?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:34PM - Henry94 on BANNING SEX?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:32PM - mahons on THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR...
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:21PM - Eddie on 1984 - AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:16PM - Ross on BANNING SEX?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:16PM - The Phantom on 1984 - AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:10PM - David Vance on BANNING SEX?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:10PM - Percy on 1984 - AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL?
- Friday, September 5, 2008 at 02:08PM - Monica on THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR...
More About This Website
Sir Walter Scott was onto something when he wrote.."Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive" all those centuries ago. The purpose of this site is to expose some of the deceits that constitute contemporary political debate, to provide a principled conservative voice of dissent and to make life.... that little less tangled!
Login
David Vance
28 Comments
View Printer Friendly Version
Reader Comments (28)
Will you marry me David?
Daphne will be swinging on her Texan porch knocking back the beers and hollering this song for the rest of the evening!
Mrs Vance on the other hand will be confiscating David's passport !
Too true Colm!
Daphne,
Glad you liked it. I bought this years ago when it came out.
Colm,
I'm leavin' on a jetplane...
David
Now don't you go gettin' that poor Texan gal's hopes up , she'll be waiting patiently at Dallas airport with a yellow rose and a lovely new Stetson for you.
You might like the Kenny Wayne Shepherd band too - especially "Blue on Black" - yum.
I'll meet you at the airport David, margaritas?
Good Lord, Colm knows me good - scary.........
Daphne,
Colm knows everything. He is the ATW font of all received wisdom.
I would probably prefer Texan beer or maybe whisky! bAnd I like the idea of a Stetson and good cowbiy boots. I live in the wrong country ;-)
David - Colm is brilliant isn't he! I love him to bits.
The drinks preference fits me perfectly - tequila makes me want to get naked and beat people up. Not Nice. Boots and Hat - a big yes, do you want a gun too? We can work that in if you're interested.
Daphne,
Yip - I want it all!
I find Tequila very sweet, what do you take in it, if anything?
I feel one of those Tabloid exposes coming on. "Our reporters can today reveal that a leading Northern Ireland blogger was snapped in nothing but Cowboy boots and Stetson in a steamy clinch with a stunning Texan beauty......
"Tequila makes me wnat to get naked and beat people up"
What a great line Daphne. I'm not gonna forget that one for a while. I wish mahons was still with us to hear that.
David,
It's best taken in straight shots with a lick of salt off the back of your hand, a squirt of lime in your mouth and a good beer chaser, like Corona or Bohemia. After about 3 or 4, get ready to be naked, insanely happy and instantly angry all at the same time! It's a very weird drunk. Only do it with people you trust and like a whole lot.
Turn to centre pages for revealing pictures of Mr Vance licking salty Tequila of a naked Texan beauty's back ... and in tomorrow's paper we reveal what they did with the strategically placed limes....
You make me laugh more than anyone I know Colm.
I'll have you know I DO look good naked while whaling away with a pool cue on irritating bar folk!
I did leave out the s-e-x part of tequilla, didn't I? You just don't even want to know...................................
Corona is good Daphne, so I could use that as a chaser.Being happy and angry simultanously is no problem for me - getting naked after 3 or 4 will be more o a challenge but the Stetson might prove useful!
Wherever I lay my hat......
David Vance - Stone Cold Drunk and Naked in a Stetson, by that point you won't be wearing the hat for cover my friend, a boot maybe... :-) So when are you booking the flight, this sounds like major fun!
Daphne
I would imagine Mrs Vance has taken hubby off to bed to take his mind off all things Texan :)
My God Daphne, what've ya done to David!
Texas Bewitchment.
LOL! You all are something.
Getting naked and beating people up is just a good old time!
I go away for a couple of days and our Texas Siren Daphne has the left David with nothing but a hat on.
Colm, somehow this is also your fault.
Mahons,
Colm is indisputably to blame !
Hope you had a nice long weekend holiday.
Thanks. Nice series of posts by the way. I continue to be impressed by the quality output (I think I can safely bury a compliment here without being accused of pandering to the host).
Mahons, You kissing ass again? ;-D
Daphne: Just genuine appreciation. I do my ass kissing at home (three days of painting and remodeling over Labor Day weekend).