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24May2008

MECAPHILIA...

DateSaturday, May 24, 2008 at 01:37PM

You may THINK you know what car sex is but I suggest that you don't. Get THIS!

"A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said. "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful."

I love the "maybe I'm a little bit off.." disclaimer line!! His most memorable sexual encounter was with with the helicopter from the 1980's TV series "Airwolf" apparently. All I can say is that Herbie the Love Bug had a narrow escape from the bizarre Mr Smith!

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clearly he needs to visit an 'escort'

Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 02:00PM | Registered Commenteriluvni

I hope he isn't a used car dealer.

Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 02:04PM | Registered CommenterMahons

Must be exhausting....!

Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 02:57PM | Registered CommenterDavid Vance

"But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms."

Does Vanilla know about this?

Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 03:18PM | Registered CommenterRoss

Do you think he takes a shine to them first?

Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 03:20PM | Registered CommenterErnest Young

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