Entries from March 1, 2007 - April 1, 2007

ATW SATURDAY NIGHT JUKEBOX...

Here we go, Saturday night and a glorious cover song. It's got a link to last evening's offering, can you work it out? 
Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 09:20PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments2 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

KIDNAPPED SAILORS - BECKETT WEIGHS IN.....

British Foreign Secretary Margaret a Beckett has roled up her sleeves and weighed in on the kidnapped British sailors issue. Mrs Beckett has confirmed that a British diplomatic note had been sent to the Iranians. "I think everyone regrets that this position has arisen. What we want is a way out of it - we want it peacefully and we want it as soon as possible."  Baaaaaaaaaaa.. !

Meanwhile, a group of some 700 peace loving civilised people staged a brief demonstration in the Iranian capital Friday against the U.K. and the 15 U.K. sailors being held by Iran. Leaving Tehran University campus after Friday prayers (What better time?) the protesters "spontaneously" walked a few hundred meters down the road chanting "Death to Britain!" and "We condemn the British invasion!"

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 09:11PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments4 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

MY SWEET LORD?

Did you see  that a New York art gallery has decided to cancel an exhibit of a chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ after protests by a US Catholic group? The six-foot (1.8m) sculpture, entitled "My Sweet Lord", depicts a naked Jesus Christ with his arms outspread. The sculpture, by artist Cosimo Cavallaro, was to have been displayed from Monday at Manhattan's Lab Gallery. The timing, over Easter Holy Week - the most important part of the Christian year - provoked an outcry. The Roger Smith Hotel housing the Lab gallery decided to cancel the exhibition after the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights called for a boycott.

Not sure how I feel about it. Clearly it is an outrage, designed to provoke, to insult, and Christ is a popular target. But on the other hand, we aren't intolerant Muslims who go crazy the minute anyone says a word of criticism about our Lord. Jesus Christ is bigger than a poxy chocolate statue and giving publicity to Cavallero is probably the worst thing to do. I'm looking forward to this same "brave" artist producing a Muhammed shaped sweets for kids, Prophet pralines...?

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 03:57PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments29 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

SPRING IS IN THE AIR...

It's a beautiful Spring day here in Northern Ireland. Gardens are being manicured, flowers are beginning to bloom with daffodils and crocuses everywhere, birds are even building a nest in a tree right in my front lawn. Just got back from visiting my dad, who is slowly dying and I couldn't help but reflect upon the contrast of Spring heralding new life whilst other life has to come to an end. It's the way of the world, I guess, but somehow days like this make me feel worse. Odd, isn't it?

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 03:50PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance | Comments4 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

Victory!

churchill.jpgThe war is not only over but victory has been declared!

In an interview published in this morning’s News Letter Dr Paisley claims that Monday was “a day of great victory for the people of Northern Ireland” because Adams will sit in “our Assembly – a British institution of the British state. He will take an oath pledging to support the police, the rule of law and British justice”.

Oh what a brave new world! We have seen “the end of republicanism”. Yes! The Union flag is indeed now flying above Connaolly House! Sinn Fein/IRA no longer believe in a united Ireland!

The fact that Mr Trimble was able to secure half of that “victory” (a place for murderers in the government of Northern Ireland) is ignored but let’s be fair – you cannot take an oath like the one McGuinness will take without accepting the right of the state to exist (cough - Michael Collins)!

Added to that, Dr Paisley highlights the fact that we need to remember, “the pain and suffering that many here endured, and still endure, as a result of the last 30 years”.

What Dr Paisley, unlike Mr Allister, conveniently forgets to remind us of is that the people he sat down with on Monday were directly responsible for a lot of that pain and suffering.

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 11:23AM by Registered CommenterSamuel Morrison in | Comments10 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

EU BACKS IRAN...

More specifically, the EU backs trade with Iran rather than support for Britain. European foreign ministers failed last night to back Britain in a threat to freeze the €14 billion trade in exports to Iran, as the hostage crisis descended into a propaganda circus. 

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Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 10:27AM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments41 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

A COUNTRY WITHOUT BORDERS....

What fate awaits a country that has no effective borders? The next decade will see the UK provide an answer to that question - and the omens are not good. I was reading that migrants from eastern Europe are pushing down British workers' wages and increasing unemployment.

Lord Turner has told Tony Blair that low-paid workers are earning less following the arrival of 600,000 migrants from countries such as Poland. He also believes that unskilled British workers are being left without jobs.

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Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 10:10AM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments5 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

MONEY FOR NOTHING...

I share the sense of disgust Simon Heffer registers with regard to the decison taken in the House of Commons when  MP's voted themselves another £6.5 million a year, or £10,000 each, to promote themselves!

"To their credit, the Tories, almost to a man, voted against this disgusting waste. The extra cash is to be used to enable the mental porridge on the Labour benches to build exciting websites, or do mailshots, telling their constituents (and anyone else who happens to be passing) how wonderful they are.  I do not ask why MPs are so obsessed with their image, because I know the answer: they have little or nothing else to do, they like to boost what they think are their means of being re-elected because they are otherwise unemployable, and some are so crippled with vanity as to be nearly psychiatric cases. But why on earth should we pay for this lunacy? How many junior doctors can we hire for £6.5 million a year? How many new teachers, or police, or how much better care for the elderly?"

Simon is correct, although his admiration for the Conservatives decision NOT to vote in favour of this extra money is ameliorated by the fact that they will still accept it care of Labour largesse. Maybe the Conservatives could donate it to charity, so ensuring their hands remain clean?

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 10:02AM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance | Comments2 Comments | References1 Reference | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

WELCOME JOB LOSSES..

I would give a guarded welcome to the decision to cut up to 1,700 jobs from the health service in Northern Ireland - more than double the original estimate drawn up by the Department of Health. It had been anticipated that up to 800 clerical, managerial and executive jobs would go as part of a shake-up after the Review of Public Administration. It was set up to look at how NI public services are organised and how best to fund them. The losses will be phased in over a four-year period. They aim to save £50m per year to be invested directly back into frontline services.

The NHS is a bureaucratic monstrosity and reducing some of this vast administration is a good thing. However I also wonder if the organisational abilities of this organisation will improve as a consequence of this decision, or will it just stagger along, still inherently dysfunctional because of the political masters that control it, but with a few less administrators?

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 08:52AM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments3 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

IRANIAN SWAPSHOP....

Wonder what you make of Iran's suggestion that a deal be cut to exchange 15 Royal Navy personnel captured in the Gulf for five Iranians seized by American forces in Iraq? Glad to hear that State department spokesman Sean McCormack rejecting suggestions that a swap could be made.

The five, believed to be members of Iran's Revolutionary Guard, were seized in January in the Iraqi city of Irbil. If we were so foolish as to enter this game, it would be ensure further tactical kidnappings. The Iranians soldiers were captured inside an Iraqi city, and they were caught out supplying Iraqi terrorists with weapons. In no way is there ANY comparison to British sailors carrying out a UN mandate in Iraq waters. But then again this is Iran we are deaing with and truth and reason have no place in the Mullah's thinking.

It's now a WEEK since the Iranian pirates kidnapped our sailors. Do you think we are any closer to getting them back? Do you think Iran has been put under pressure by the strategy favoured by the wise owls in Whitehall, the diplomatic way? I don't. I feel the failure to indicate any sort of military action is an encouragement to the Mullahs.

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 08:40AM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments5 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

unbelievable!

Listened with amazed incredulity to the bleatings from some apologist for the Iranian regime as he made attempts, on the Today programme this a.m. to justify the detention of fifteen British Service personnel in Iran.

This pillock was calling for 'softer language' to be used by Tony Blair and others in the British goverment instead of the 'harsh authoritative' words used so far! My question is simple; is this guy in the same universe, never mind the same planet, as the rest of us!

 Here we have Blair stating plainly that the detention was wrong under any form of law, and this clown says that it's being too strong! This Iranian apologist fool, wants us to use 'ammeliorating' phrases, and admit that the British were wrong, and probably at fault for Iran losing at football as well!

I know what sort of language I want to hear from our Government. Those words would include "immediate unconditional release" and 'tomahawk missiles' and other slightly firmer phrases! Let's see a little medical intervention, and witness a spinal transplant into British spokesmen, and see Britain standing up for her Marines and Sailors! 

 

Posted on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 08:31AM by Registered CommenterMike Cunningham in | Comments11 Comments | References1 Reference | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

ENDING THE WEEK WITH A HAT TIP!

Thanks to those kind souls who have thrown a few bucks our way care of the NEW Hap Tip button! We're finishing the working week (but with plenty of weekend stuff to come - we never sleep here!) so why not show us some luvvvve and hit the tip if you haven't already!!!
Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 11:34PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments10 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

ATW LATE NIGHT JUKEBOX...

Now here is a song that combines Mr Spock and the very cute Susanna Hoffs, as the Bangles provide soaring harmonies!
Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 11:28PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance | Comments5 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

THE SLOW DEATH OF ULSTER UNIONISM....

jwilson.jpgI laughed when I read that the Ulster Unionists have chosen Jim Wilson to take over the running of the Ulster Unionist Party after the dramatic departures of three chief executives.  But former Assembly member Jim Wilson has been given the title of general secretary of the party rather than chief executive. Wilson, as I covered in my recent essay on the UUP, is not of this world. I believe he is an alien, possibly from Uranus. He has a charisma by-pass and the political acumen of a frog. Once more the UUP proves that things can only (not) get better!
Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 10:48PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments4 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

FOOLS RUSH IN...

syria.bmpWonder what you make of Nancy Pelosi's decision to go ahead and visit Syria, a country President Bush has shunned as a sponsor of terrorism, despite being asked by the administration not to go?

 "In our view, it is not the right time to have these sort of high- profile visitors to Syria," State Department spokesman Sean McCormack told reporters.  Pelosi is making a direct affront to the administration, which says such diplomatic overtures by lawmakers can do more harm than good.

Once again, the UTTER RECKLESSNESS of the Democrat Party is manifest. Will Nancy be going to ask Syria about its destabilishing interventions in Iraq? Will Nancy ask about Syria's sponsorship of Hezbollah and Palestinian terrorist groups. HAMAS, Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ), the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PLFP), and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine-General Command (PFLP-GC). Or will she take the chance to further undermine the Bush administration?  

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 10:14PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments6 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

A CESSPIT OF PALESTINIAN CORRUPTION...

ummnasser424_0.jpgHere's a remarkable story on how greed, corruption and hatred engulfed (literally) a Palestinian village.  In essence, the Palestinian village of Umm Nasser, the site of regular rocket launchings against Israel, earlier this week had an even more ignominious fate: drowning in its own accumulated excrement. The Palestinians were quick to accuse the Israelis for the flood of putrid excrement that engulfed a Gaza village, killing five, including two babies. But even the locals eventually had to admit that the cause of the levee collapse was the theft by locals of sands from the containing embankment. And metal Israel provided for upgrading the sewage system was used instead to create rockets to fire into Israel. Talk about being ungrateful wretches. And Condi wants to give these people a State?????

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 10:00PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments31 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

YOU INSPIRE ME.....

BONEHEAD.jpgDid you see that Saint Bono has said this week's groundbreaking meeting between DUP leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams has inspired him? He was speaking following receivig his honorary knighthood from the Queen. Afterwards, Bono - who infamously stood on stage with John Hume and David Trimble to raise support for the original Good Friday Agreement in Belfast's Waterfront Hall - revealed he had been planning a much quieter affair to mark the recognition of his music and campaigning. But the latest historic developments in Northern Ireland changed his mind.

"I wasn't even going to have a bit of a do, I was going to slip it in, keep it very, very quiet.But when I saw Big Ian sitting down there with Gerry Adams I just thought this is the end of an era, but the beginning of a much better one."

Message to Bono. KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF NORTHERN IRELAND POLITICAL AFFAIRS. You're just embarrassing. It might inspire you to see IRA terrorism embraced by a power mad Paisley but it sickens anyone who values democracy.

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 09:49PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments10 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

ATW FRIDAY JUKEBOX

Given the situation in Iran, I thought this song was kinda appropriate......

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 09:41PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | CommentsPost a Comment | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

Too honest Mr Simpson?

Arch Trimbleite Jeffery Donaldson has expressed surprise at the decision of two “Democratic” Unionist MLAs to issue a statement describing their party’s decision to go into government with unrepentant terrorists as “premature”.

And Mr Donaldson has good reason to be taken aback at what Messrs Simpson and Moutray had to say. As a party source pointed out, both gentlemen voted in favour of the move at the DUP executive less than a week ago.

Frankly, I was surprised by what happened on Monday. I never expected anything so blatant and perhaps the Upper Bann team were taken aback by the honest immorality of their party. Surely if they had any genuine concerns they would have voted no last week.

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 07:40PM by Registered CommenterSamuel Morrison in | Comments2 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint

AN APOLOGY A DAY KEEPS THE MULLAHS AWAY...

navy203.jpgSo, ANOTHER kidnapped British sailor is made to apologise on-air to Iran.

The crewman, who introduces himself as Nathan Thomas Summers, says: "I would like to apologise for entering your waters without permission." Nathan is seen alongside two colleagues, including Leading Seaman Faye Turney, 26, from Shropshire, who was shown apologising to Iran earlier in the week.

Meanwhile a THIRD letter allegedly from LS Turney was released on Friday in which she said she had been "sacrificed" to the policies of the UK and US governments. It also demanded an end to "oppressive behaviour towards other people", including prisoners at Abu Ghraib jail in Iraq. Ms Turney should start a blog at the rate she is - allegedly - churning out letters of apology.

Look, we all know the score here. These poor sailors are being stripped off their dignity and forced to make ludicrous grovelling statements to keep the Mullahs happy. Meanwhile all I hear is diplomatic hot air from the wise owls in Whitehall, old boy. The British Lion has been neutered and all it does is whelp. I wonder how long before ANOTHER apology, and then perhaps the kindly Iranians will release Ms Turney to assuage "international opinion" before dragging even more apologies from the 14 men they hold.

I think the threat of war is the only language that the Mullah's get - but we're still chasing diplomatic will o' the wisps. Time to consider sending Ahmadinejad an image of a British nuclear missile? 

Posted on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 05:27PM by Registered CommenterDavid Vance in | Comments32 Comments | EmailEmail | PrintPrint
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