WHO'S BAD?

Did you see that Michael Jackson has reportedly become a Muslim and changed his name to Mikaeel?

He who claims the throne of "The King of Pop" was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, but converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles. He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated. The ceremony took place while Jackson, 50, was recording an album at the home of Steve Porcaro, a keyboard player who composed music on his Thriller album. The former Jackson 5 star was counselled by David Wharnsby, a Canadian songwriter, and Phillip Bubal, a producer, who have both converted. A source said Jackson had appeared a "bit down" and added: "They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea. "An imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief."

So, I wonder what Mikaeel Al Moonbat will do with some of his biggest hits in the light of this conversion to the ROP? Will we get "Man in the Burqa" perhaps? Or "You rock my world" (Self-detonation re-mix) maybe even "You are not alone" (Duet with Osama?)

Comments

[Colm]

David, you ought to be rejoicing. Nothing could deflate Islam's attempts at world supremacy more than the news that Wacko Jacko has embraced it.

[pinky]

Colm,

You disappoint.

I was sitting here waiting anxiously for your usual excellent puns and snut.:-)

I agree with your assessment though- sure aren't they welcome to each other.

[NOEL CUNNINGHAM]

>>Will we get "Man in the Burqa" perhaps? Or "You rock my world" (Self-detonation re-mix) maybe even "You are not alone" (Duet with Osama?)<<

Billy Jihad

[Colm]

Pinky

Even a master smutmerchant as I must be allowed a night off ;)

[Frank O'Dwyer]

">>Will we get "Man in the Burqa" perhaps? Or "You rock my world" (Self-detonation re-mix) maybe even "You are not alone" (Duet with Osama?)<<

Billy Jihad"

But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Does Matter If You're
Sunni Or Shiite

[pinky]

Wanta be bombing something...

Allah Jean

( I am terrible at this)

[Pete Moore]

ebony and ivory
live together in perfect harmony
but not with running dog infidels

[David Vance]

Pinky,

Liked those suggestions!

[mahons]

I was always worried he'd knock on my door (like the other Jehovah Witnesses).

[Drunken Cyclist]

Don't blame it on the Sunni
Don't blame it on the Shia
Don't blame it Sufis
Blame it on the infidel, Zionist, sons of dogs and monkeys

Needs a little work!

[allan@aberdeen]

What would happen if he changes his mind?

[bernard]

...he'd have to change his underpants, PDQ.